I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
(via sassyfag)

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The problem with a big bag of weed and being able to smoke in bed has made me really lazy. I also had sweets and toffee popcorn for breakfast..

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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

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